Make A Wish

[Sunchaser]

granted! however you become so awake that you turn hyper then pass out.

I wish i could ride a horse right now <.<

[Taruia]

Granted, but he bucks you off and you break your leg.

I wish I had a strawberry smoothie right now.

[YourLoveOnly]

Granted, but you forgot you're allergic to strawberries.

I wish my pets would color themselves xD

[usedog2]

Granted, but they're colour blind and turn out really bad, horribly contrasting colours.

I wish I could shapeshift!

[Lectral]

Granted!  But you get stuck as a baby gecko, and my cats eat you O.o

I wish I had a chauffer (I think i may have spelled that wrong)

[Taruia]

Granted, but he's a serial killer...oops

I wish a new episode of Leverage was on right now

[YourLoveOnly]

Granted, but it turns out to be the last one 'cause the show got canceled.

I wish it wasn't past midnight already xD

[Yruvian]

Granted, but it will only take one second to become midnight.

I wish I wasn't falling asleep templating the first Visitor

[YourLoveOnly]

Granted, but you need to do 50 more before you can go to sleep.

I wish I could time travel.

[Zephyr]

Granted, but you can only travel to the worst moments of your own life.

I wish I had a Puki Darjeeling D: (resin ball joint doll)

[usedog2]

Granted, but it comes to life and kills you with post-it notes.

I wish I had a magical tablet.

[hiyoko]

Granted, but you have to have two use any magic.

I wish my hyperthermia paper was completed.

[Taruia]

Granted, but now you have hyperthermia...

I wish I had more hours of work this weekend.

[Zephyr]

Granted, but they go bankrupt and can't pay you for them!

I wish I could sew!

[Chichiri]

Granted, but you accidentally sew your thumb to the fabric everytime.

I wish I could be a finalist on America's Got Talent.

[FeliciaQueens]

Granted, but your rival turns out to be Rockin' Rory and you lose!

I wish my feylix were ready to go again.

[Zephyr]

Granted, but they unionised and demand wages!

I wish I had some Chinese food right now!

[FeliciaQueens]

Granted but they make it TOO spicy and you can't stand to eat a single bite.

I wish I had some good coloring ideas.

[Jadzhia]

Granted! But then you find all your colouring pencils were eaten by your pet hamster.

I wish my decorating was finished!

[Zephyr]

(Felicia - NEVER too spicy! XD)

Granted, but the decorating is done in the nastiest, clashiest colors!

I wish I had some orange juice.

[Yruvian]

Granted, but it's two weeks old.

I wish I had more inspiration for wishes.

[CutieePiee]

Granted, but none of your wishes come true.

I wish the weather wasn't so icky and humid today.

[Sunchaser]

Granted! as it clears up you then get a warning that a hurricane is headed your way tommorow O_O

I wish people would tell me to not do my moon walkers or to do them <.<

[Chichiri]

Granted, but they speak a different language.

I wish my Mom would have taken me with her out of town.  I wanna go to the mall.

[YourLoveOnly]

Granted, but you have to pay for her shopping.

I wish I was at a Blue October concert.

[Chichiri]

Granted, but you're the only one there because it's been canceled.

I wish my sinuses would clear up. 

[CutieePiee]

Granted, but now your nose won't stop running. Tissues? =P

I wish my hair wasn't so thick.

[YourLoveOnly]

Granted, but you become bold.

I wish my new Wii game would work properly >.<

[CutieePiee]

Granted, but now your TV doesn't work.

I wish I have a new car.

[Zephyr]

Granted, but someone stole the wheels....bummer!

I wish my headache would go away >_<

[springacres]

Granted, but now your stomach hurts.

I wish I could afford an infinite number of adoptables.

[Chichiri]

Granted, but your computer crashes and you lose them all.

I wish I could go to KFC, I'm hungry.

[Sunchaser]

Granted! but you end up getting sick at the end from food posioning.

I wish my room was done

[Zephyr]

Granted, but it's done to the point of overcooked - ala charcoal. Oops!

I wish I could shapeshift!

[Taruia]

Granted, but then you get stuck as a rock!

I wish I didn't have to write 10,000 words for Electronic Production class...

[CutieePiee]

Granted, but you have to write 1 million words!

I wish I didn't have class so early tomorrow.

[Sunchaser]

Granted! but your class starts now hurry!

I wish that painting had warning labels. I.e be care or you could twist your ankle like i did earlier.

[usedog2]

Granted! but your class starts now hurry!

I wish that painting had warning labels. I.e be care or you could twist your ankle like i did earlier.

Granted! But only because random paints have become toxic, and if you touch them you get eaten alive by a substance that dissolves them. And, well, you can't really tell the good paints from the bad. Hope you enjoy art class with half of the students melting onto the floor.

I wish I had a vegetarian pet wolf!

[CutieePiee]

Granted, but your wolf has eaten all the vegetables in your fridge, all the plants in your garden, and even your newly mowed lawn.

I wish for summer all year-round.

[Zephyr]

Granted, but it's Sahara-desert-at-noon type of summer. The wells dry up and all vegetation shrivels and dies.....bummer

I wish we had a free dump truck to get rid of all the mouldy ratty furniture, broken appliances, and nameless JUNK the previous owners of this house left behind!

[Chichiri]

Granted, but the dumptruck is filled with rotting vegetables and they accidentally dump them on your lawn.

I wish I had a pet bunny.

[Zephyr]

Granted, but it gets into your closet and chews up all your shoes and clothes, then moves on to the bedding (my sister's bunny did this!)!

I wish I had a shiny new laptop!

[Sunchaser]

Granted! its shiny and its new... however when you start it up someone made a mistake and filled the whole computer with virus's

I wish that i was better at art <.<

[CutieePiee]

Granted, but you fail at everything else. 

I wish someone would take me out to lunch.

[Dunkel.Prinzessin204]

Granted, but they forgot their wallet and you have to pay.

I wish my cat would stop nursing on my towel.

[Chichiri]

Granted, but it uses your little toe instead.

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

[PookaWitch]

Granted, but you're hit with too much inspiration for too many stories at the same time so that the final result is non-sensical, gibberish.

I wish that I was 19 again.

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Granted, but they're colour blind and turn out really bad, horribly contrasting colours.

XD My husband is colour blind and he colours my sphinxes... often with contrasting colours. lol

[Sunchaser]

Granted! but it also means you have to go back to college and you end up flunking out.

I wish that i could draw humans as well as i do their clothes.

[PonyMama]

Granted, you are able to draw humans very well, although now you can't draw clothing, at all.

I wish my hubby would take the garbage out on a daily basis.

[SplitX]

Granted, you are able to draw humans very well, although now you can't draw clothing, at all.

I wish my hubby would take the garbage out on a daily basis.

Granted, but he always forgets to close the lid and you now have a rabid raccoon infestation in your house.

I wish I could go out tonight. (Can't use the car tonight )