Make A Wish

[Chichiri]

I hope this is ok, I thought it would be cool to play a forum game. I always love how people's personalities always come out with these things and sometimes they are just goofy.   

I started a game like this on PI once, then I let someone else take it over.

Ok, so you make a wish and the next person grants the wish for you, but something bad happens. 

Example:

Bob: I wish I could fly!

Mary: Granted.  But your shoes are made of lead and you cannot leave the ground.
         I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

Hank: Granted.  But a hungry football fan squirts mustard on you and chases you with a bun.
         I wish I had a penny....

And so on.  This should be fun.

Hmm, I wish I were the Queen of Mars.

[Chem_Gal]

Granted, but it turns out Mars is made of chilly peppers and every time you visit your eyes water. I wish I had a penny.

[Tari Mithrandir]

Granted, but that is all you have.

I wish my house were bigger!

[CutieePiee]

Granted, but your furniture is so big that you can't even reach your chair, table, or bed.

I wish I were in Hawaii.

[red_uni387]

granted! but the volcanos start to erupt and you have to leave......immediently XD

I wish I had a bosenberry pie

[usedog2]

Granted... But then a hungry bear comes down and eats you with the pie for dessert.

[Silvanon]

Granted... but you didn't say a wish, so you get nothing.

I wish I was wise.

[Goddesss]

Granted, but your socks dont match.

I wish I had a soda.

[Tari Mithrandir]

Granted, but you can't drink it because your brain knows what is in it and refuses to let your body ingest it o_o

I wish people would use proper grammar and spelling more often.

[Zephyr]

Granted, but it's never in a language you know!

I wish I had jeans that fit correctly D:

[Ryuukokoro]

Granted, but it's your body shrinking or growing to fit them and not the other way around. 0_o


I wish I had a high-stepping stallion!

[Lectral]

Granted!  But your handsome stallion likes to practice his high-stepping on your toes!

I wish I could fly

[Zephyr]

Granted, but the ability comes with an acute phobia of heights!

I wish I knew how to make delicious sushi!

[FeliciaQueens]

Granted, but you develop a severe allergy to seafood.

I wish I had more friends in this town!

[Chichiri]

*dies laughing*

Granted.  But they are all constantly fighting over who likes you more, so they don't like eachother.

I wish I had elves to do house cleaning for me.

[Zephyr]

Granted, but their version of cleaning is banishing everything in the house to the city dump!

I with there was a cure for stupidity. 

[Yruvian]

Granted, but it takes acceptance of one's stupidity on the part of the patient to be effective.

I wish I wouldn't need sleep.

[Vanyel]

Granted but now you have such large and dark bags under your eyes that you look like someone that lost in a fight.

I wish for pizza

[indigowulf]

Granted, but its pet-pizza. All cat food and doggy bones.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Ryuukokoro]

Granted, but it's Monopoly money! XD

I wish I had furniture in this apartment.

[hiyoko]

Granted! But it's doll furniture and you can't even fit a foot on the bed! 

I wish for a day off.

[YourLoveOnly]

Granted, but only because you got fired.

I wish I had better artistic skills.

[Ravvana]

Granted, but you become a starving artist.

I wish I could teleport.

[Chichiri]

Granted.  But you can only teleport into gas station bathrooms.  Eww.

I wish I could eat all I want and never gain weight.

[Shades of Venus]

Granted! But the only thing you are allowed to eat is mustard pie!

I wish I had a car.. XD

[Ravvana]

Granted, but you have no gas

I wish I had a dog.

[Vanyel]

Granted, but your dog wont stop barking...all day and all night long XD

I wish I had a Wii

[Ryuukokoro]

Granted, but it's not the kind of Wii you were picturing... >.>;;;


I wish my cat could talk

[Zephyr]

Granted, but she nags you....ALL DAY...about EVERYTHING....in a whiny, shrill voice.

I wish I had a house-elf to clean the house.

[indigowulf]

granted, but your house elves believe you live in the north pole, and keep drawing frost-snowflakes in your windows, stringing lights, and dragging in dead trees. the fire department gives you several warnings, and at last you are fined 20K for creating a hazzard.

I wish I had more wishes.

[Zephyr]

Granted, but wishes are fishes, and you're REALLY sick of tuna.

I wish I had some blueberries!

[Chichiri]

Granted, but you found them under the couch and they are covered in dust bunnies.

I wish I had an all expense paid trip to France.

[indigowulf]

granted, but you are being deported because they believe you are an international spy. Welcome to French high-security.

I wish I had 100 wonderful adoptables!

[tbiris]

Granted, but they're all one pixel by one pixel.

I wish that my room had internet

[Sunchaser]

Granted..... but your mom doesnt let you use the computer.

I wish that i had a litter of daucshund puppies to play with.

[CutieePiee]

Granted, but those pups are not potty trained and have soiled all over your new carpet.

I wish for a plate of sushi.

[Silvanon]

Granted, but it turns out you're standing on it.

I wish for a new carpet.

[Zephyr]

Granted, but it was kept in a storeroom with the smelly cheeses....you might want to wish for airfreshener, instead!

I wish someone would write my novel for me! D:

[FeliciaQueens]

Granted, but upon learning the truth behind authorship, all the people who bought it demand a refund and both you and the real author are shamed out of ever writing again.

.....wow that was dramatic.  XD

I wish these sims would hurry up and die so I can have a haunted house to play.

[CutieePiee]

Granted, but suddenly the power goes out and your whole game is erased, as you remember you had forgotten to save it.

I wish I had no homework.

[Zephyr]

Granted - because you flunked out D:

I wish I could actually manage to fall asleep at night!

[Sunchaser]

Granted! but.... it only lasted till someone came into your room to see what you where doing.

I wish someone would make me a great breakfeast.

[Silvanon]

Granted, but cook has a bug and you come down with the flu.

I wish I could take a nap.

[Sunchaser]

lol

Granted! But you keep having horrible nightmares.

I wish i had all the money in the world!

[Yruvian]

Granted, but people have reverted to trade goods instead.

I wish I had some hot coffee.

[Taruia]

Granted, but you burn your mouth horribly.

I wish I wasn't in public speaking class right now.

[Sunchaser]

Granted! however you end up getting the lead in drama and have to proform that very minute.

I wish i could draw better

[usedog2]

Granted. However, whenever you touch a writing utensil, it breaks. Even your mouse when you try to draw with it.

I wish I could have a unique lineart Kennel version of my dog!

[Chichiri]

Granted, but your computer won't support the image so you can't see it.

I wish I never had to go to work again.

[YourLoveOnly]

Granted, but work comes your way and you have absolutely no spare time anymore.

I wish I wasn't so tired.